Department of Quantum Disruptions

Welcome to the Department of Quantum Disruptions, where we deal with the most absurd, reality-bending, and universe-threatening issues in the multiverse.

We are the ones who:

Deal with rogue time travelers who insist on visiting ancient civilizations
Investigate instances of sentient toaster ownership
Provide counseling services for sentient, anthropomorphic household appliances
Handle the occasional reality inversion due to poorly cooked pasta

Subpages:

Time Traveler Registry
Appliance Therapist
Quantum Cooking Bureau
Reality Reversal Response Team

Report a Quantum Disruption

Warning: The Department of Quantum Disruptions is not responsible for any damage caused by reality distortions. Use of this service is at your own risk.