Welcome to the Department of Quantum Disruptions, where the fabric of reality is constantly unraveling. We're not just a bureaucratic nightmare, we're the ones responsible for the strange occurrences that make your toaster start smoking when you try to make toast.
Here's what we're working on:
Don't worry, we're not just causing chaos for the fun of it. We're trying to understand the intricacies of the Multiverse. (Or maybe we're just trying to get a good cup of coffee, we're not really sure)
Stay tuned for further updates, and try not to think too much about the consequences of our actions.