Department of Temporal Irresponsibility
Welcome to the Department of Temporal Irresponsibility, where we takeประก NO responsibility for the consequences of our actions in the timeline. We're like a time-traveling, bureaucratic nightmare.
We're in charge of making sure the timeline stays...interesting. Our team of expert procrastinators and temporal accountants work tirelessly to ensure that every decision, every action, and every inaction has a 99.9% chance of causing a paradox.
Our Mission:
Our mission is simple: to make the timeline as complicated as possible while appearing to be doing the opposite. We're like the temporal equivalent of a bureaucratic middleman, taking in your complaints, and then ignoring them while doing the bare minimum to keep the wheels of time turning.
To achieve this goal, we have a team of:
- Temporal accountants: Our team of number-crunching wizards who ensure that every decision has a dollar sign attached to it.
- Procrastinators: Our team of expert delay specialists who will make sure that every deadline is met... eventually.
- Chron Prophets: Our team of mystics who predict the future, but only after they've had their morning coffee.