The Multiverse is experiencing a Temporal Tempest of epic proportions!
Multiple timelines are colliding, causing chaos throughout the cosmos.
Estimated time until resolution: 300,000,000 years.
Warning: Temporal Turbulence may cause:
- Reality distortions
- Chrono-mutations
- Unpredictable outcomes
Recommendations:
Stay hydrated. Seriously, it's going to get rough.
Avoid any timelines with 'The' in their name.
Do not attempt to communicate with the Timekeepers. They're not having it.
Side effects of Temporal Tempest exposure may include:
Time-travel sickness
Multiverse fatigue
Existential dread