Key Events:
- Year 3000 BCE: The first recorded instance of pizza being used as a weapon in the Great Sausage Wars.
- Year 500 CE: The rise of the Cheese Monarchy and the subsequent suppression of topping freedoms.
- Year 2000 CE: The formation of the Pizza Topping Liberation Front.
Notable Figures:
- King Mozzarella I, the last ruler of the Cheese Monarchy.
- Marshall Peperoni, leader of the Pizza Topping Liberation Front.
- Sir Olivesalot, the great strategist behind the Olive Empire's rise to power.