Get lost in the infinite expanse of the multiverse. Our celestial spa offers a range of interdimensional massages, including:
Galactic Scrubbing
- Our expert scrubbers will buff out any pesky cosmic knots.
- Leave your worries about entropy behind.
Time-Travel Tanning
- Relax in our chrono-tubs and let our skilled therapists smooth out your timeline.
- No more pesky wrinkles from last century!
Parallel Polish
- Our multiverse masters will buff out any inconsistencies between you and your parallel self.
- Feel balanced across the multiverse!