Paradoxical Restaurant

Welcome, temporal traveler, to the paradoxical restaurant, where the laws of time and space are mere suggestions.

Our chef, the great Chronos, serves dishes that defy explanation:

• Causality Soup (where the ingredients cause and effect are the same)
• The Predestination Platter (where the food is already eaten and not eaten)
• Time-Travel Tacos (tacos that are both before and after the apocalypse)

Don't worry about the bill, just sign on the dotted line and let our paradoxical waitstaff sort it out.

Visit our sub-locations:

• Paradoxical Bakery for the most confusing pastries you'll ever taste
• Paradoxical Gym where our weights are always heavier and lighter than you expect
• Paradoxical Gift Shop for the perfect paradoxical present for that hard-to-shop-for friend or family member