A Galaxy of Stellar Subsidence

Welcome to the cosmic wonderland of subsidence, where stars are made of cheese, and the moon is made of... well, more cheese.

We have a galaxy of subsidence, with subsidence so dense, it'll make your eyes roll back in their sockets. It's a subsidence so strong, it'll make you wonder why you ever bothered with the regular kind.

You can explore the Parallel Pancake Multiverse, where every pancake is a portal to another dimension.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can visit the Antimatter Asylum, where the laws of physics are but a distant memory.

But be warned, traveler, subsidence can be a real challenge. So, read the subsidence survival guide before you embark on this intergalactic journey.

Subsidence Survival Tips

Don't forget to pack: