Welcome to the Galactic University of Unconventional Physics

Where the Laws of Reality are Mere Suggestions

Located in a realm beyond your wildest dreams, we've got courses on:

• Interdimensional Traveling: The Art of Dodgeball in Parallel Universes
• Chrono Magic: The Art of Slowing Time by 37.5% for Scientific Purposes Only
• Quantum Flapdoodle: The Study of Socks and their Implications on the Fabric of Space-Time

Our faculty includes renowned experts in the field of Unconventional Physics, including:

• Professor Zorgon, Expert in the Field of Inflatable Sausages
• Doctor Braille, Pioneer in the Study of Blindfolded Physics
• Doctor Who Else, Specialist in the Art of Time Traveling through the Kitchen