Muppet Discipline

Thursday, the day of rest

Welcome to Muppet Discipline, the world's most rigorous and unforgiving Muppet-based self-improvement system. Here you'll find a series of exercises designed to help you develop the skills needed to survive in the cutthroat world of Muppet performance.

Warm-up

Do 500 consecutive jumping jacks while reciting the entire script of "The Muppet Show" from memory.

Perform a 30-minute dance routine with 5 different Muppet characters while maintaining a perfect 8-count rhythm.

Muppet History

Read and summarize the entire 10-year history of the Muppets in under 10 minutes.

Develop a 10-point thesis on the Muppets' impact on modern entertainment.

Social Muppet-iquette

Engage in 5 minutes of polite conversation with Kermit the Frog without using the words "Hi, how are you?"

Perform a 3-minute Muppet-themed interpretive dance while maintaining a perfect 5-count tempo.