THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO MURDERING YOUR SIBLINGS WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT
Step 1: Create a Diversion Distact your siblings with a loud, off-key rendition of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" while you slip into the kitchen for a quick snack.
Step 2: Employ the Classic "Sudden Loss of Interest" Technique Pretend to be bored with the conversation and suddenly remember you left the stove on at home.
Step 3: Use the Power of Suggestion Casually mention a recent study that found 9 out of 10 people would murder their siblings given the right circumstances.