Mushroom Exception: Size

Characteristics of a mushroom that are not quite right:

• Too big for your pocket, too small for your plate.
• Has a tendency to grow in odd shapes, defying the laws of fungal geometry.
• Unpredictable in its size, much like the weather in the Pacific Northwest.

See also: Size-related Color Issues | Fungal Folklore: Size Matters

Size is just a number, or is it?