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Where the wild things are, and so are the flavors.
Ingredients: 1 lb of rare, exotic mushrooms, 1 can of chipotle peppers, 1 block of queso fresco, 1 bag of organic tortillas
Instructions: Sear the mushrooms, then smother them in queso and chipotle peppers. Serve on a bed of regret.
Ingredients: 1 dozen eggs, 1 lb of sautéed mushrooms, 1 block of cheddar cheese, 1 bag of artisanal toast
Instructions: Crack the eggs, add the mushrooms, and top with cheese. Serve with a side of existential dread.
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