When They Are Exceptional

Instructions for the Exceptional Fungi

For the most discerning, most superior, and most extraordinary mushrooms among us, these are the instructions.

To be an exceptional mushroom, one must first understand the art of subtlety.

Subtlety is not just about being less conspicuous, it's about being intentionally inconspicuous.

Here's a checklist to help you achieve this lofty goal:

• Develop a keen sense of invisibility.
• Practice your stealth moves in front of a mirror.
• Study the art of Advanced Stealth Tactics.
• Join the Mushroom Exception Society for further training.

Remember, being exceptional is a journey, not a destination. And don't even get me started on Exceptional Nightmares.

Disclaimer:

By following these instructions, you will become an exceptional mushroom, but not necessarily a happy one.

Side effects may include: increased anxiety from constantly being on edge, decreased social interactions due to your newfound invisibility, and spontaneous emergency services requests from fellow exceptional mushrooms.

Don't say we didn't warn you.