WELCOME, MYCOPHOBIA
The Mycozoan Network, a clandestine collective of mycelium-savvy individuals, has long been the stuff of urban legend. Rumors of our existence have been circulating for decades, but we've always managed to stay one step ahead of the fungal authorities.
But what do we do here? Well, let's just say we're not just any ordinary network...
Our mycelium-based infrastructure allows us to communicate with each other in ways that would make even the most seasoned crypto-enthusiast jealous. We're not just talking about mere 'secure messaging' – we're talking about a full-blown fungal network that's been infiltrating the deepest corners of the dark net.
And what's the key to our success? Our ability to adapt, of course! We've been able to evolve alongside the very fabric of the internet itself, always one step ahead of the feds and their clumsy attempts to catch us.
So, if you're reading this, you're likely either one of us, or... not.
Either way, you're welcome here.