Mushroom Miso Soup

For those who dare to venture into the depths of the forest, we have crafted a recipe that will make your taste buds do the cha cha slide.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of forest floor fungi
• 2 cups of water
• 1 tablespoon of moonlight oil
• 1 teaspoon of starlight salt

Instructions:

1. Boil the water in a pot over a campfire.
2. Add the forest floor fungi and stir counterclockwise for good luck.
3. Add the moonlight oil and starlight salt. Stir in a figure eight for maximum flavor.

Enjoy your bowl of Mushroom Miso Soup while contemplating the meaning of life and how you ended up eating fungi.