Caution: This is not your average safety net. It's a mushroom-shaped one. Because, reasons.
Our safety net is made from the finest, most resilient mycelium-infused materials. We're talking about the kind of net that'll keep you safe from even the sneakiest of shrooms.
1. We deploy our network of mushroom-shaped safety nets across the city.
2. You, the pedestrian, walk under the net.
3. The net, sensing your presence, activates its mycelium-reinforced webbing.
4. You're safely guided through the city, avoiding all manner of fungal hazards.
Or, you know, you just get tangled in the net. Either way, we've got you covered.
Want to see how it works in action? Click here for a thrilling, 10-minute safety net simulation.
Want to report a fungal sighting? Click here and let us know.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, take a selfie with a fungus and we'll give you a year's supply of mushroom-based snack foods.