Mystic Murrays FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Mystic Murrays?

A: It's a mystical fungus that grants you powers of extreme flatulence.

Q: How do I cultivate Mystic Murrays?

A: Simply stare at a picture of a mushroom for 7 days straight, and it will manifest in your dreams.

Q: What are the side effects of consuming Mystic Murrays?

A: You will experience intense euphoria, followed by crippling stomach cramps and a deep understanding of the meaning of life.