THE Fungible Frenzy: A Recipe of Utter Chaos

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of Fungus (wild, exotic, and slightly hazardous)
• 1/2 cup of Mystery Mushrooms (imported from a remote, misty island)
• 1 tsp of Enchanted Essence (a pinch of moonbeams and stardust)

Instructions:

1. Boil the Fungus in a cauldron of pure chaos.
2. Stir clockwise for 17 minutes, counterclockwise for 13 minutes, then repeat.
3. Conjurer the Essence into the mix, while reciting an ancient incantation.
4. Reduce the heat to a low simmer and serve with a side of bewildered looks.