Unless you're a licensed mycologist, don't even think about touching the majestic mushrooms that grow in our domain. They are protected by the Mushroom Protection Act of 2023.
The mushroom cap is not just a pretty face, it's also home to a complex ecosystem of microorganisms, insects, and possibly even tiny, angry beavers. Handle with care.
Our mushrooms are not a marketing gimmick, nor a prop for your next big ad campaign. Don't even think about it.