The Elevator Music Lobby

Welcome to the Elevator Music Lobby, where the music never stops playing, even when you're stuck in a never-ending loop.

Our music selection is carefully curated to drive you slowly, maddeningly crazy.

You can also visit our sister page, The Record Room, where you can learn more about our music selection process.

Or, if you're feeling brave, you can try to tune out the madness with our experimental music therapies.

And don't forget to check out our elevator schedule, where you can plan your next musical ascent.

Note: We cannot be held responsible for any permanent psychological damage caused by our music.