Welcome to the Mustache Troll's Lair

Where the only thing we're more interested in than your opinion is our mustache.

Currently, we're having a heated debate on the best type of facial hair to sport:

Don't @ us.

Handlebar Troll Sub-Page

Because, let's be real, it's all about the handle.

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Toothbrush Troll Sub-Page

We're trying to start a revolution, but our dentist doesn't let us.

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Walrus Troll Sub-Page

We're trying to break free from the tyranny of the mustache.