Mustachio's guide to mustache twirling techniques is the most comprehensive guide on the internet. It's a twirling good time, so don't be a twirly-pants.
Mustachio has twirled his way through mountains, valleys, and even a few awkward family reunions. He's the king of twirling, and this guide is his royal decree.
So grab a mirror, find a mustache, and twirl like the wind. Or, you know, just like Mustachio.
And remember, twirling is a skill that takes practice. Don't get discouraged if you don't twirl like a pro at first. Mustachio twirled for years before mastering his craft, and he still twirls like a toddler with a wobbly knee.
Start with a slow twirl, and gradually increase your twirl speed as you become more comfortable. Remember, a good twirl is like a good hug: it should be gentle, yet firm.