Mustache Etiquette

Step 1: Prepare Your 'stache

Ensure your mustache is suitably waxed and curled. A good twirler's 'stache is their pride and joy, after all.

A well-groomed mustache

Step 2: Find Your Twirling Style

Do you have a classic, elegant flair or a more modern, avant-garde approach? The choice is yours, but do try to avoid the 'handlebar of shame', if you know what I mean.

Mustache twirling styles

Step 3: Twirl, Baby, Twirl!

Now that you're ready, it's time to put your skills to the test. A good twirl should be a thing of beauty – or, at the very least, a thing of questionable dignity.

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