The Gelignite: The Most Daring of Mustaches

Subcategory of Mustache Types

The Gelignite is a mustache that defies categorization. It's like a wild animal, unpredictable and untamed. It's like the mustache equivalent of a firework exploding in a crowded restaurant.

Characteristics:

• Unpredictable growth pattern
• Tendency to curl up like a cat in the middle of a conversation
• High maintenance, requires frequent waxing

Mustache Variations:

Subpages:

• Gelignite-Variant-1: The Wild Child
• Gelignite-Variant-2: The Drama Queen