The 5 Most Regal Moustaches of the Ancient World

1. The Phoenician Fop - a majestic sweep of golden glory, fit for a king (or a Greek god)

2. The Spartan Snarl - a bushy, battle-hardened moustache that defied the whims of the Spartan army

3. The Egyptian Scribe - a delicate, lacy moustache that whispered secrets to the gods

4. The Viking Warrior - a fierce, braided moustache that conquered the known world

5. The Aztec Aristocrat - an elegant, curled moustache that ruled over a empire of sun-kissed pyramids