Mustache Types 1.1: A Guide to the Fugly-est of Fu-grams

Warning: The Fu-gram-1.1 is a highly experimental, highly unstable mustache style that defies all logic and reason.

The Fu-gram-1.1 is characterized by its:

• Unpredictable growth pattern, with hairs growing in every direction except where you want them to.
• Unreliable mustache wax hold, causing the Fu-gram-1.1 to shed its hairs at the most inopportune moments.
• Unforgiving attitude towards grooming, requiring frequent, brutal maintenance sessions.

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