The Mustache Types Historical Society has cataloged 37 distinct styles of mustaches, each a testament to humanity's unyielding pursuit of facial hair experimentation.
1. **Handlebar**: A stalwart and dignified mustache, often sported by 19th century industrialists and philosophers.
Learn More about the Handlebar.
2. **Walrus**: A majestic, curved mustache that defies categorization, often seen on 20th century jazz musicians.
Read the Walrus Wiki for more information.
3. **Dandy**: A flamboyant, handlebar-like mustache with a twist, popularized by 19th century gentlemen of leisure.
4. **Toothbrush**: A utilitarian mustache, often sported by 20th century dentists.
5. **Pencil**: A thin and elegant mustache, often worn by 20th century schoolteachers.
Learn about the Pencil's Educational Background
And so on, and so forth, ad infinitum.