Mustache Catastrophe: Where the World Went Wrong

It's a known fact that mustaches have ruined the world. What's not so well-known is that they've ruined everything.

Causes:

• Excessive wax production leading to sticky sidewalks and unwaxed surfaces
• Uncontrollable growth on important historical landmarks like the Eiffel Tower
• Mustache-related identity crises in the 80s
• Global shortage of facial hair remover

Effects:

• Increased likelihood of being judged harshly on a first date
• More frequent need to wax or shave, resulting in decreased productivity
• Mustache-induced claustrophobia (fear of small, hairy appendages)
• Global economic downturn due to over-reliance on mustache-themed merchandise

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