1. The Fu Manchu

the fu manchu: a classic. it's like a thick, black rope that says, "i'm a man of action, but also of refined taste."

3. The Dali

the dali: for those who want to say, "i'm a surrealist, but also a man_goals.reportedly." it's like a thin, wispy mustache that says, "i'm a free spirit, but also a bit of a weirdo."

5. The Toothbrush

the toothbrush: for when you want to say, "i'm a bit of a rebel, but also a bit of a try-hard." it's like a thick, black handlebar that says, "i'm a man of mystery, but also a man of questionable hygiene."

6. The Handlebar 3000

the handlebar 3000: for when you want to say, "i'm a man of the future, but also a man of the past." it's like a thick, black handlebar that says, "i'm a man of innovation, but also a man of tradition."

7. The Spoil of the Century

the spoil of the century: for when you want to say, "i'm a man of the century, but also a prophets of doom." it's like a thick, black handlebar that says, "i'm a man of the apocalypse, but also a man of questionable judgment."