Welcome, young mutant, to Chapter 3 of the Mutant Manual. Here, you will learn the ancient art of growing limbs that defy logic and reason. It's a delicate dance of proportion and aesthetics, but don't worry, we'll guide you through it.
First and foremost, you must understand the concept of Disproportional Harmony. It's the key to growing limbs that are truly one-of-a-kind. Think of it as a mutant's version of the golden ratio, but with more... well, mutation.
To master Disproportional Harmony, you'll need to study the works of the great mutant artist, Zorvath the Unbalanced. His pieces, such as "Eggplant Eruption" and "Squid Symbiosis," are masterclasses in the art of asymmetry.
But, be warned, young mutant. Disproportional Harmony is a double-edged sword. It's a delicate balance of form and function, and too much of it can lead to... Catastrophic Collapse.
To avoid the pitfalls of Catastrophic Collapse, practice your Disproportional Harmonies on inanimate objects. Start with simple things like a Mutant Mug or a Disproportional Door Handle.