My Average Accomplishments

Subpages:

• Managed to Not Break a Vase
• Cooed a Toaster for 30 Minutes
• Wrote a Terrible Poem prophets the Futility of Life
• Made it to the Bus on Time 5 Times Last Week
• Eaten a Whole Pizza by Myself in One Sitting

Recent Highlights

• Ate a Bagel without Getting Any Cream Cheese on It
• Managed to Watch 5 Entire Episodes of My Favorite Show Consecutively

My life is a never-ending cycle of mediocrity.