Mystery of the Mechanical Menagerie

Where the machines go wild and the humans are just along for the ride.

Join us on a tour of our wondrous, bewildering, and occasionally deadly exhibits:

• Roaring Mechanical Lions
• Spinning Mechanical Tortoises
• Bleating Mechanical Goats
• Revolving Mechanical Dogs

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

Escape the Mechanical Menagerie

Or, if you're feeling lost:

Map the Menagerie

And if you're feeling...well, you'll probably just get eaten by the mechanical lions.

So, proceed at your own risk.

(Disclaimer: No actual animals were harmed in the making of this website. Probably.)