Teleporting from A to Z, with a pinch of salt and a dash of despair.
Using an infinite loop of recursive functions, we'll transport you anywhere.
Step 1: Input your desired coordinates.
Step 2: Run the Teleportation Algorithm.
Step 3: Pray to the Algorithmic Gods that the destination is not a black hole.
Step 4: Enjoy your destination!
Algorithmic Teleportation is not responsible for any temporal paradoxes or spatial anomalies.
Use at your own risk!