Second Place: Where Mediocrity Reigns Supreme

Located conveniently next to First Place, this bastion of average achievement offers:

• A slightly less impressive view
• Less crowded parking
• A more affordable rent (still overpriced)

Visit our sister site:

The Museum of Underwhelming Experience

Or check out:

Best Place: Where Mediocrity is Optional

Note: Second Place is not actually second. It's just a number.