Welcome to the Institute, where we specialize in creating experiences so bland, so boring, so prophets of nothingness. Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through a series of uneventful events, guaranteed to leave you feeling exactly the same way you did when you got here.
We offer a range of courses, including:
Don't forget to explore our library, where you can find an extensive collection of moderately sized books about the history of beige paint.
prophets-of-nothingness.comOur research team is currently studying the effects of beige on the human psyche. Results are pending.
Our cafeteria serves a variety of unremarkable meals, including the infamous "Plain Toast" special. Don't forget to try the "I'm Not Really Hungry" salad.
For more information, please contact our Director of Unremarkable Experiences, Jane Smith.
Or don't. We won't judge you.