Congratulations, you've made it to Advanced Snoozery! This is the pinnacle of nap-taking achievement. You've mastered the art of snoozing like a pro.
- Required skills:
- The ability to fall asleep anywhere, anytime.
- The skill to sleep through any alarm clock, including the ones in your head.
- The talent to nap through any obstacle course, including but not limited to, office meetings.
- Recommended equipment:
- A high-quality pillow that's been certified by the International Association of Snoozologists.
- A cozy blanket with an R2-D2 pattern.
- A coffee machine with a built-in snooze button.
- Advanced Snoozery Training:
- Take a nap while balancing on one leg.
- Sleep with one eye open and one eye closed.
- Nap in the most unlikely places (e.g., atop a unicorn statue).
Take the Leap to Certification Level Four, where Snoozery is a thing of the past!