Welcome to Snooze Control

Are you tired of waking up on time? Do you struggle with the harsh realities of a productive life?

We offer a variety of services to help you master the art of hitting the snooze button with confidence:

Snooze Button Therapy - Learn to press that button without guilt or shame.
Nap Prediction Market - Get expert advice on when to hit that button and when to just roll over.
Snoozele Squad Support Group - Find like-minded individuals who share your love of sleep.

Don't let the world wake you up to its cruel realities. Let us help you find your inner sloth.