Nap Ethics Committee

Guiding the World's Sleep Patterns

Established in 2023, the Nap Ethics Committee is a non-profit organization dedicated to promoting the art of napping. We believe that napping is not just a necessity, but a right.

Our mission is to educate the public on the benefits of napping, provide resources for the napping community, and hold those who disrupt the nap schedule accountable.

Recent Decisions

Case 1: John was seen napping on the job. He claimed it was a "power nap" to recharge. We ruled in his favor, but warned him that excessive napping on the job would not be tolerated.

Case 2: Jane was accused of napping for 12 hours straight. We ruled that it was an "emergency nap" due to a family emergency (she was binge-watching her favorite show).

Case 3: Bob was caught napping on the couch, but claimed it was a "research nap" for his new novel. We ruled that it was a personal nap and not a legitimate research activity.

Our Code of Ethics

Article 1: All naps are created equal.

Article 2: Naps should never be taken at work.

Article 3: Naps are a fundamental human right, but should not be abused.

			public void take_nap() {
				sleep_for(30);
				if (is_nap_time()) {
					continue_nap();
				} else {
					wake_up();
				}
			}
		

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