In this challenge, competitors must navigate the surreal landscape of their own subconscious, collecting as many lost socks as possible within a 30-minute time frame.
Rules are as follows:
Competitors must be asleep to participate.
Competitors must not be awake to participate.
Competitors must collect at least 5 socks to be eligible for a score.
Penalties:
A penalty will be assessed for every 10 seconds spent thinking about the meaning of life.
A penalty will be assessed for every 20 seconds spent worrying about the impending doom of the sock industry.
Scoring:
Each collected sock is worth 1 point.
Each bonus sock collected within the first 5 minutes is worth 2 points.
Each bonus sock collected within the first 10 minutes is worth 3 points.
Prizes:
The winner will receive a trophy made of pure gold-plated steel-toed boots.
The runner-up will receive a year's supply of single socks.
The participant who collects the most socks will receive a lifetime supply of single socks.