The Nap Olympics

Welcome to the most prestigious, the most esteemed, the most utterly absurd competition in the land: the Nap Olympics!

Event: The Art of Recline

Competitors must recline in 5 distinct positions, with a minimum of 3 minutes per pose.

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Event: The Snooze Button Sprint

Competitors must sprint from the starting line to their bed, with a minimum of 3 consecutive snoozes.

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Event: The Pillow Fort Building Challenge

Competitors must construct a pillow fort that meets the strictest of standards within 10 minutes, using only 5 pillows and 1 blanket.

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