Nap-ception: The Recipe for the Perfect Self-Induced Slumber

Step 1: Prepare the Dreamcatcher

Take 1 tablespoon of sleepy dust (available at your local occult store) and mix with 2 cups of earplugs.

Step 2: Create the Slumber Sphere

Use a blowtorch to melt 3 pounds of chocolate and mix it with 1 cup of catnip.

Step 3: Activate the Snooze Button

Press the snooze button on your alarm clock 17 times while whispering "I'm not sleepy, I'm not sleepy".

Side effects may include: extreme drowsiness, spontaneous smiling, and a strong urge to snore.