Nap Science Research 3: The Unsettling Consequences of Over-Snoozing

We have conducted an exhaustive study (in our dreams) on the effects of excessive napping, and the findings are dire.

According to our highly questionable methodology, napping more than 3 hours per day can lead to:

• Increased risk of spontaneous human-computer interface
• Heightened susceptibility to alien invasions
• Uncontrollable urges to knit sweaters for all living creatures

We recommend napping for a maximum of 2 hours per day to avoid the aforementioned catastrophes.

Subpages:

• Nap Science Research 4: The Unsettling Consequences of Over-Snoozing, Part 2
• Nap Ergonomics: The Optimal Nap-to-Work Ratio