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Nap-Vested Interest

A Shop for the Discerning Drowsy

Welcome to Nap-Vested Interest, where the only thing we're interested in is your ability to sleep through an entire season of your life. Browse our selection of expertly curated naps, guaranteed to put even the most insomniac of individuals into a coma of slumber.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try one of our exclusive Nap Auctions - where the highest bidder gets to sleep through the most thrilling plot twists and cliffhangers!

We also offer Nap-Vested Interest Consulting, where our team of expert somnambulists will help you optimize your napping schedule for maximum sleep efficiency.

Featured Naps:

So Far From the Morning - a 4-hour nap guaranteed to make you forget you even had to wake up for work
Nap Time is the Right Time - a 6-hour nap to get you feeling right on time for your afternoon coffee break

Testimonials:

"I've been to Nap-Vested Interest and it changed my life. I can now sleep through my alarm clock, my in-laws, and even my own existence." - S. Jenkins, satisfied customer