Welcome to the Nap Store, where our naps are so good, you'll want to buy them all!
1. The "I'm Not Lazy" Nap - $19.99 - A nap designed to help you pretend you're not lazy, but really you're just not getting any work done.
2. The "I'm on Fire" Nap - $29.99 - A nap for when you're feeling hot and bothered, but still want to avoid actual work.
3. The "I'm Not a Morning Person" Nap - $39.99 - A nap for when you're already a night owl, but still want to pretend you're not missing out on the morning.
See our Special Deals!The "I'm a functioning member of society" Nap - $99.99 - A nap that comes with a complimentary participation trophy for your participation in the couch potato Olympics.
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