Nap Techniques for Maximum Recharge

Because adulting is hard, let's talk about napping.

Technique 1: The Power Nap

Also known as the "5-minute snooze bomb." This technique involves setting a timer for 5 minutes, closing your eyes, and letting your brain do its thing. When the timer goes off, you'll feel refreshed, renewed, and ready to tackle whatever adulting task awaits.

Technique 2: The Snooze-nado

This technique involves setting a timer for 30 minutes, then immediately resetting it when you start to feel awake. This creates a never-ending cycle of napping and resetting, resulting in the ultimate recharge experience.

Technique 3: The Zen Nap

Find a peaceful place, sit comfortably, and focus on your breath. Let the world around you melt away, like a snowglobe on a hot day.

Disclaimer

Don't @ us. Napping is not a substitute for actual adulting skills. Or is it?

Side effects of excessive napping may include: increased productivity, better mood, and a higher risk of missing your favorite TV show's premiere.

Consult a professional if you experience: excessive drowsiness, spontaneous napping, or an intense desire to never leave your bed again.