The art of the siesta nap is a delicate dance of rest and relaxation. It's a carefully crafted sequence of events that requires focus, patience, and a strong sense of abandonment of all responsibilities.
Leave your worries behind, just like you do when you're walking out of a burning building. Don't look back, just keep moving forward into the abyss of nothingness.
A rock, a bench, or a pile of dirty laundry - the choice is yours. The key is to find a surface that's not too comfortable, not too uncomfortable, but just right. Like Goldilocks, but without the porridge.
Imagine yourself in a world where you're a recliner, just sitting there, doing nothing. A world where the only thing you're responsible for is your own comfort and the occasional snack.