Chakra-Nap Kit: Expert Guide to Napping Like a Boss
Welcome to the Chakra-Nap Kit, the ultimate guide for those seeking to nap like royalty. In the following pages, you'll learn the art of Chakra-Napping – a technique that will revolutionize your afternoon slumber.
Chakra-Napping involves aligning your body's energy with the subtle vibrations of the universe, allowing you to tap into the collective unconscious, and tap into the sweet realm of REM.
Learn more about Chakra-Nap Technique 4: The Quantum Leap
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:
Chakra-Nap-Tech 5: Quantum Loop
Don't have time to read? Just remember: a good nap is 20 minutes long, and always lands on a Tuesday.
Happy Napping, and see you in the dreamworld!