Chakra Overload Symptoms

You're on fire, literally.

Here are some symptoms you may be experiencing due to Chakra Overload:

• Uncontrollable sweating, like you're stuck in a sauna
• Spontaneous combustion, like a walking human firework
• Unrelenting urges to shout 'I AM ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE!' at the top of your lungs
• Inability to focus due to excessive auras manifesting as auras around your head
• Unusual growth of colorful, glowing tendrils from your fingertips
• Feeling like your face is going to melt off your skull due to excessive inner light
• Spontaneous levitation due to excessive energy buildup
• Inability to fit into your clothes due to sudden and unexplained inflation
• Uncontrollable urges to levitate to the nearest mountaintop to shout at the gods
• Unrelenting urges to hug every living being in sight due to excessive love energy
• Feeling like you're made of pure, unadulterated joy and love
• Uncontrollable urges to create art with your non-dominant hand
• Spontaneous combustion of your socks due to excessive energy
• Unrelenting urges to communicate with the universe via interpretive dance
• Feeling like you're a human-shaped aura factory
• Uncontrollable urges to levitate above your bed
• Unrelenting urges to shout 'I AM THE CHAKRA MASTER!' at the top of your lungs
• Uncontrollable urges to hug the nearest tree
• Unrelenting urges to levitate to the nearest mountaintop to shout at the gods
• Feeling like you're a human-shaped aura factory
• Uncontrollable urges to levitate above your bed again
• Spontaneous combustion of your hair due to excessive energy
• Unrelenting urges to communicate with the universe via interpretive dance
• Feeling like you're made of pure, unadulterated joy and love
• Uncontrollable urges to hug every living being in sight again
• Unrelenting urges to shout 'I AM ONE WITH THE UNIVERSE!' at the top of your lungs again
• Uncontrollable urges to create art with your non-dominant hand again
• Unrelenting urges to levitate above your bed again

If you're experiencing any of these symptoms, do not worry, you're not going crazy. It's just your Chakras getting a little...overwhelmed.

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