Learn the secrets of the masters: how to turn your life into a never-ending nap.
1. The Ancient Art of Napping - a lost technique from the 14th century, where you pretend to be asleep while actually awake.
2. Sleep Pilates - a modern take on the ancient art, where you stretch and contort your body while still snoring.
3. The Siesta of Silence - a technique where you take a 3-hour nap, only to wake up to the sound of your own snoring.
4. The Caffeine Nap - where you take a 10-minute nap and wake up feeling slightly more alert, only to realize you've been napping for hours.
5. The Sleep Sprint - a technique where you nap for 5 minutes, only to wake up feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the world... for another 5 minutes.
6. The Snooze Nap - where you set your alarm clock to go off 10 seconds after you fell asleep, only to wake up to the sound of your own screams.